An Introduction of Sorts

Welcome to Cheaterville. I hope that you had a pleasant trip, because your stay isn't going to be very fun at all.

The population of this little community is only four, but it will soon grow. Because you see dear friend, no one stays loyal very long here. And no secret is kept for very long either. And it will not be very unusual for you to look back into your past and realize that the man you thought was your father was really your uncle.



Alessi and Douglas are currently an item, and are very very happy together. But, as you are most like assuming, it isn't going to stay that way for very long

And then there is Nick and Lorelai. These two have always had problems, but at least they truly loved each other. And that's all that matters.... right?

 Love and happiness are loose terms here. After all, you can't possibly have both.





And sometimes difficult choices must be made.

And before the story even starts, everyone has already chosen.

They all chose to cheat.

But no one chose to get caught.

It happened anyways.

Episode Three- Losing it

Last time on Cheaterville, Lorelai and Alessi both have their babies, Lorelai becomes so depressed she can't care for her daughter, and Douglas becomes a super-dad.

One night, Nick decided to make it all up to Lorelai. He HAD been nelecting her needs lately. So he offered a little woohoo to make her feel better.

Lorelai literally jumped at the chance

Believe it or not, this wonderful activity actually helped Lorelai alot. Her depression had been caused by her being rejected by two men, so now that one had requested woohoo with her, she isn't feeling as... worthless, as before.

Now that she wasn't so depressed, Lorelai spent alot more time with little Rayen, and Rayen really started to think of her as her mommy.

Sometimes Rayen would stretch upwards and whisper, "Love Mama," in Lorelai's ear.

And whenever Lorelai would put Rayen down for a nap, Rayen would reach back up at her and cry, "No, Mama, no! No sleepy!" Lorelai would try to soothe her so she would sleep, but nothing would work and she would end up just rocking her until she got drowsy, then singing to her. Sometimes it would work, but often time it didn't. But Lorelai didn't really mind. It showed her that she had truly created a bond with her daughter.

Lorelai wasn't the only one creating a bond with a baby. Douglas and Gray had become pretty tight, regardless of the fact that Douglas wasn't even his biological father.

But it didn't matter to Douglas. Gray was sweet, lovable little guy, who had a big smile and an even bigger laugh. It was impossible not to love him. Or, at least for Douglas. Gray's bio dad certainly didn't care very much for him, and it really ticked Douglas off.

Which is why early one morning, when on his way to take the fussy Gray out for a walk, he spots Nick soaking in the hot tub and completely loses it.

Douglas turned around and put Gray down. "Wait here, Trucker," he cooed. Gray looked up at him with his big dark eyes and gurgled, "Ka Dada!"

Douglas turned around, and after waiting a minute for Nick to get out and spin into his everyday clothes, pointed his finger at him and snapped, "You dare call yourself a man? Your son was up all night crying because he lost his blankie, and you come out here and soak in the hottub, leaving everyone else to calm him down?!"
Nick's eyes grew wide, "Really, is thi..."

"You have no idea how blessed you are!" yelled Douglas. "To have a beautiful, healthy son!" Nick blinked, and looked past him, to see little Gray playing with his toy car.
"Voom voom!" he giggled as he made it run over a pebble.

"You know what, I'm just not fatherhood material!" snarled Nick. "I am not a stay up till 4am carring for a whiny toddler kind of guy." He looked down at his watch and snapped, "Now if you excuse me, I'm late for work!" He marched away.
"Maybe if you were getting ready instead of soaking in the HOT TUB!" Douglas yelled after him.

Nick jumped in his car and drove off, and  Douglas scooped up Gray and watched the car leave.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!" shrieked Gray. Douglas turned around and saw Alessi walking towards them. He smiled at her and Alessi waved at Gray and cooed, "Hey Sweetie Bear!"
"Hee Mommy!" he giggled. "Dada angy!"
Alessi blinked. "I just came out for a swim... what's wrong Dougie?"

"Oh, well... I got into a bit of a fight with Nick." Alessi blinked and tipped her head. Douglas sighed and said, "I'm just so sick of him pretending he isn't a father. To Gray, and even Rayen, since he did promise to care of her."
Alessi shrugged. "He's a jerk. And Rayen and Gray both have a great father in you."
Douglas scowled. "Even so. It's not fair to you, Lorelai, or the kids."

Alessi purred. "Your so noble!" she ran her hand up his side. Douglas grinned and put Gray down on the ground. "Kay, Trucker, you don't need to see this." He then turned to Alessi and locked lips with her.
Gray looked up at them with big eyes and whined, "Where Car?"

That evening, Alessi and Lorelai were playing in the nursery with the babies when...

She discovered that she was pregnant!

Nick was walking by just then, so Lorelai jumped up and raced after him. "Nick!" she cried. "I need to tell you something!"
Nick turned around, slightly annoyed. "What?!"
Lorelai was too happy to care about his attitude. "I'm pregnant!" she exclaimed

"Oh," said Nick, his face completely emotionless. "That's very... intresting..."

Alessi heard the whole thing. She walked out of the nursey,  turned to Lorelai and snapped, "You know, he's not going to want to be a father!?"

Lorelai rolled her eyes, "I think I know my husband better than you!" she snapped.
"Are you serious?" snapped Alessi. "I know you don't like me, and I certainly don't blame you, but you need to listen to me! He has a child, a biological child, that he..."
"This is OUR child," Lorelai interupted. "OUR LOVE CHILD! Gray wasn't born in love. And I'm not saying Gray isn't a wonderful child, but there's a difference between him and our baby!" With that she marched back into the nursery and slammed the door.

As soon as she was gone, Alessi turned to Nick and hissed, "That woman has been through a lot the past year. She was just battling depression. If you do anything to hurt her, I will make you pay!"

Nick looked bored. "I'm not scared of you, Alessi."
Alessi scowled. "You should be, Nicholas!"
Nick rolled his eyes. "Whatever," he muttered, and then walked away.

The next morning, while Alessi was teaching Gray to talk, Lorelai came in all worried. "Have you seen Nick?" she asked Alessi. "I can't find him anywhere!"
Alessi shrugged. "Well I can promise you that the nursery is the last place he will be."

Just then the phone rang. Lorelai quickly picked up. "Hey, sweetie!" she exclaimed. "Where are you?"
"I'm on my way back. I need to talk to you."
Lorelai blinked. "Okay, but why..."
"Can you just meet me outside?"
"Sure..."
"Great!" Nick then hung up, and Lorelai stiffly walked outside. Alessi watched wide eyed.

Lorelai waited outside for about 20 minutes before Nick finally showed up.

Nick came up behind her. "Hey," he said quietly. Lorelai turned around and smiled. Before she could say a word, Nick blurted out, "Look, I'm not ready to be a father. And that's pretty much what you want me to be, so..."
Lorelai's eyes grew wide. "You mean you..."
Nick sighed. "We're over Lorelai."

"Lorelai..." Nick said quietly. "...Are.... are you..."
Lorelai ran inside in tears.

Alessi heard a doorslam and weeping. She walked out of the nursery and saw Lorelai standing there, and she was crying, rubbing her stomach, her whispering, "Nick, why?! Nick!" Alessi fumed and ran outside to confront Nick.

"I WARNED YOU!" screamed Alessi. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO LORELAI! AND WHAT ABOUT RAYEN?! YOU COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN AWAY HER MOTHER!"
"You don't understand..." whimpered Nick.

Before he could say another word, Alessi leaped at him, aiming for his face. Nick gasped, and quickly took off running down the street.
Alessi watched him leave, then yelled, "Yeah, you run! And if I ever see you again, you know what will happen!"

Alessi went inside and found Lorelai leaning against the wall, quietly weeping. Alessi came over and tried to comfort her. Lorelai looked up at her and whispered, "I heard what you did...."
Alessi blinked. "You mean what I said to Nick?"
Lorelai nodded and muttered, "Why? We're certainly not friends."
Alessi shrugged. "It doesn't mean he can be a jerk to..."

But before she could finish what she was saying, she spun into maternity wear.
"I'm pregnant..." she muttered, shocked.

She thought back to all the time she and Douglas woohooed after Gray was born. She figured that she shouldn't be surprised, but it wasn't excalty the best timing....


Will Alessi and Lorelai's new found friendship last?
Will Lorelai become depressed?
Will Alessi murder Nick?

All will be revealed in the next episode of CHEATERVILLE

Episode Two- Depressed Pregnant Lady

Last time on Cheaterville, Lorelai and Alessi became pregnant by each other's husbands, Nick promised to raise his wife's child as his own but started to regret it, and Douglas proclaimed his love for Alessi

Lorelai wanted the baby to have a father in one way or another, so she decided to confront the biological one who didn’t care.

“What do you want, Lorelai?” snapped Douglas, already fearing where what she was going to say.

“You are a deadbeat.” Said Lorelai, grinning at him evilly. “The child doesn’t need to suffer for your own greed.” She was sure she got him.

Douglas shrugged. “I never said I wouldn’t help with the child. It is mine, after all. But why are you going after me? What about the man who pledged to raise the baby?”

Lorelai opened her mouth to respond but no words came out. She just turned and walked away.

Depression has now consumed poor Lorelai. For the rest of her pregnancy, she miserably lies on her bed, only going down to eat and use the rest room. She cries herself to sleep almost every night.

Alessi’s pregnancy goes by much smoother. She and Douglas are always together, and can hardly keep their hands off each other.

Douglas also spends a great deal of time cooing over the baby.

“What’s that short stuff?” he jokes while listening to Alessi’s stomach. “You want Mommy to buy you an elephant?”

Alessi laughs. “I think that’s your Daddy’s job, isn’t it?”

Douglas grinned. “Yeah, Mommy’s right. Mommy carries you around for nine months, so Daddy should be the one to buy you an elephant.”

It was finally time for Lorelai to have her baby

Since Nick was no where to be found and he wasn't answering his phone, Douglas was forced to take Lorelai to the hospital. He was worried that Alessi would be angry, but she didn't blame him or Lorelai. She blamed Nick.

Lorelai arrived at the hospital just in time to give birth to her little girl, Rayen Lynsie.

Everybody adored Rayen, but Douglas did especially. She was his Daddy's girl. He spent all his time with her, even missed work to play with her. Lorelai loved her too, but she was still depressed. So depressed that she was unable to care for her.

Rayen grew like a weed, and was very, very adorable.

Loralei bought her a small gift, a little stuffed rabbit. Although it wasn't as extravigant as the toys Alessi bought for her, Rayen absolutely adored it. She named it Fuffy, and carried it around everywhere she went. She cried if she was away from it for only a little while.

Her second best friend was her daddy, Douglas. They were closer than anyone thought that they would be.

But then again, he was her primary caretaker. Lorelai is scared to be anywhere near her little girl. She’s read articles about mothers who get depressed after giving birth and end up killing their babies. She doesn’t want to hurt Rayen, so spends all her time locked up, praying that she will get better.

And Nick? Well, he’s decided that being a parent is something he doesn’t want to be. While Douglas is running around changing diapers, Alessi carries around her unborn child, and his depressed wife struggles to be away from her daughter, he soaks in the hot tub.

Alessi at least tries to help Douglas with Rayen. She watches her so he can nap, and even tries to teach her how to talk.

One day while in the middle of teaching her the word Painting, Alessi feels a sharp pain in her abdomen.

Douglas rushes her to the hospital, and since she is the only one at home, Lorelai is forced to care for Rayen. She loves every second she can spend with her baby girl, but worries that she will end up doing something that she will regret.

Meanwhile, in the hospital, Alessi gives birth to a handsome little man that she and Douglas name Grayson.

When Alessi, Douglas, and baby Gray get home from the hospital, Lorelai realizes how much more her daughter loves Alessi than her own mother. It kills her inside.

Gray grows just as fast as Rayen, and he is just as cute.

Douglas and Grayson are crazy about each other.

And so are Grayson and Rayen <3

Will Lorelai ever overcome her depression?

Will Rayen ever love her mother?

Will Nick ever get out of that hot tub?

And will be revealed on the next episode of… CHEATERVILLE